英语的5个超短笑话，越短越好，英语趣闻趣事！。
1、Wife: "How would you describe me?" 妻子：你会怎么形容我呢? Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." 丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: "What does that mean?" 妻子：那是什么意思? Husband:̳。
英语的趣闻趣事
A Difficult Question Four girls go to school every day by taxi. One day one of the girls says, "There is a test in the morning. Let's get to school late. Then we will not have to take the test." "What can we tell the teacher?" 。
关于英语的小趣事,小短文,或小笑话。。
英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤。
英语趣事
Tears of Icecream One day , a new teacher came in a small school from a big city. At his first class, a boy asked,“I saw a word icecream from a book. But what is the ice cream ?” What an easy question ! But for the children 。找一些有英语的趣闻（要翻译成中文哦）
某日，一位名闻全国的补教界英语名师在课堂上夸下海口："凭我的造诣，没有 什么成语不知道的，就连中国成语也难不倒我！！" " 于是同学纷纷发问。。。。 甲：People mountain people sea！ 师：小case，"人山人海"！ 乙：I Feel it difficul。
