英语幽默笑话

英文短笑话

1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老师:谁能回到我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。 One boy throws his bag out the window. 一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。 Teacher: who just threw that?! 老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了。

英语幽默笑话


英语幽默长笑话带翻译

1.How do I get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出来 Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keeptheir ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed upto her and said, "。

英语幽默笑话


需:英语小笑话,简单短小,而且超级爆笑!谢了。

1.Is it a boy or a girl A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. 。

英语幽默笑话


英语幽默笑话大全

一、我是单身汉 Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bach。

英语幽默笑话超短

1.猫和老鼠——MrsBrownwenttovisitoneofherfriendandcarriedasmallboxwithholespunchedinthetop.——"What'sinyourbox?"askedthefriend.——"Acat,"answeredMrsBrown."YouseeI'vebeendreamingaboutmiceatnightandI'msoscared!Thiscatistocatchthem."—。

英语幽默笑话


小学英语小笑话

1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "SchoolGo Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学。

英语幽默笑话


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