英语幽默搞笑短文
First Flight Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about acc。
少于50字的搞笑英语小短文「带翻译」
1、Text(正文):The sixyearold John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but hisgrandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first da。
带翻译的英语幽默小短文4篇
1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the。一篇英语演讲幽默小短文（三到五分钟的），！
A Boy and His Tree A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it every day. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow… He loved the tree and the tree l。英语幽默小短文
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. " What's in your box?" asked the friend. "A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so s。幽默英语演讲小短文(2分钟的）
As food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. Our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. Likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental power and expand our 。幽默英语小短文60词左右，带翻译.
The doctor lives downstairs "Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me." He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you。
