英语搞笑短文带翻译
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor, Hearing this, the 。少于50字的搞笑英语小短文「带翻译」
1、Text(正文):The sixyearold John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but hisgrandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first da。英语幽默故事带翻译
The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; s。简单的英语小笑话(带翻译)
1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩:这个座位是空的么? 女孩:是的,如果你坐下,。英语两人搞笑对话短文,带翻译
A:what is your name? 你叫啥名? B:Hu胡(谐音:谁) A:you~你 B:Hu~胡 A:Who?谁? B:yes, I am~是,我就是 A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hu胡啊 A:You!你! B:Yes, my name是啊,我的名字啊 A:So tell me about it那就告。