英语搞笑短文带翻译
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor, Hearing this, the 。
少于50字的搞笑英语小短文「带翻译」
1、Text(正文):The sixyearold John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but hisgrandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first da。
英语幽默故事带翻译
The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; s。
简单的英语小笑话(带翻译）
1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：这个座位是空的么？ 女孩：是的，如果你坐下，。英语两人搞笑对话短文，带翻译
A:what is your name? 你叫啥名？ B:Hu胡（谐音:谁） A:you~你 B:Hu~胡 A:Who?谁？ B:yes, I am~是，我就是 A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hu胡啊 A:You!你！ B:Yes, my name是啊，我的名字啊 A:So tell me about it那就告。带翻译的英语幽默小短文4篇
1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the。英语幽默小故事50字左右（带翻译）
Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer? 为什么大象不玩电脑？ A: He’s afraid of the mouse! 他害怕老鼠！ 鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse。 mouse [maʊs] n. 鼠标；老鼠；胆小羞怯的人 2.A much worried patiant walked into the docto。
