1.一只小猫 Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. ＂ What\'s in your box?＂ asked the friend. ＂A cat,＂ answered 。
2.不错，就是有点弱智
3.The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to R..。
1.I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, ＂What happened?＂ ＂A kid bit me,＂ replied Ivan. ＂Would 。
2.Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, 。
3.快快快，简单些！ 不要太长，也不要太短
1.In china, people believe that, at the beginning, the tiger and the cat were friends, and the cat was much smarter than the tiger .The cat learned the physical skills quickly, and the tiger was always behind. Gradually, the tige..。
2.英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会。
3.My wife has always been impressed by my ability to identify bird species solely by its song. To help her learn a little bit about birds, I bought a novelty kitchen clock that sounds a different bird call for each hour. We were ..。
