1、One day ,a little penguin ask his grandmother,＂grandma,grandma,am i a 。 but no arms and legs?A: A clock.10、Q: What has a neck, but no head?A: A bottle.
1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's 。 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？ -- 墓地。
好的再追加分！！！！
1、英语笑话（一） 老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?Q..。
1.Is it a boy or a girl A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that 。
1、One day ,a little penguin ask his grandmother,"grandma,grandma,am i a penguin?'"yeah,you are certainly a penguin!'The little ask his father again,"dad,dad,am i a penguin??""yes,you are a penguin,what's the matter??""but,why ..。
周五的年纪英语代表会上，我要讲笑话阿！！@
英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢。
（一）顾客惊讶说：“你的大拇指泡在我的汤里啦。” 服务员说：“没事，我习惯了，不烫。” （二）从前有一个人叫阿爽。 他死掉了。出殡那天。 他的家人哭喊：‘爽。
1、Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we a..。
1.Is it a boy or a girl A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. ..。
A:what is your name？ 你叫啥名？B:Hu胡（谐音：谁） A:you~你 B:Hu~胡 A:Who？谁？B:yes, I am~是，我就是 A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hu胡。
Q: What's the difference between a monk ey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea ca n't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？百你可能会直 接的想到度它们俩是问一大一校但除此之外呢， 那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤。
（一）顾客惊讶说：“你的大拇指泡在我的汤里啦。” 服务员说：“没事，我习惯了，不烫。” （二）从前有一个人叫阿爽。 他死掉了。出殡那天。 他的家人哭喊：‘爽。
1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's 。 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？ -- 墓地。
1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!! 2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now..。
你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with 。 说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？” 英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference 。
1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her 。
你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with 。 说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？” 英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference 。
英语幽默笑话如下： 1.Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be th..。
①.guest:What is the fly doing in my soup? waiter: He is swimming, sir. 客人：这只苍蝇在我汤里干嘛？ 招待：他在游泳。
②.1、One day ,a little penguin ask his grandmother,＂grandma,grandma,am i a 。 but no arms and legs?A: A clock.10、Q: What has a neck, but no head?A: A bottle.
③.我们学校组织的 谢谢啦
④.1、Goldfish金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛）them! 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 弗雷德：..。
⑤.A:what is your name？ 你叫啥名？B:Hu胡（谐音：谁） A:you~你 B:Hu~胡 A:Who？谁？B:yes, I am~是，我就是 A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hu胡。
