马东：全国的观众朋友们我和我的五官给您 齐：拜年啦！ 眼睛：我是马东的眼睛我祝大家眉开眼笑！ 马东：嘿。
龟兔赛跑（Hare and tortoise）
Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look. （伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊！）
The hare and the tortoise will have a match 。
The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red Coat.One day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some 。
Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most 。
最好搞笑一点
《男孩和他的树》 a boy and his tree a long ago,there was a huge apple tree. a little boy love to come and play around it everyday.he climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the t..。
Three explorers There are three explorers found "valley of hope". It is said that you will be able to get what you want if you shout three things you want and then jump down the valley of hope. There is a love called out "the b..。
最重要的是要搞笑 而且要是正宗的英语 是正宗的外国英语笑话 要让外国人听。
甲：亲爱的同学们，我想死你们了。 乙：先向大家作一下介绍。 甲：我叫郭亮亮。 乙：我叫赵胖胖。 甲：胖胖，你是大一新生吧，以后有什么需要我帮忙的尽管说，学长我一定会尽力而为的。 乙：哦，一定一定。老大。
只要是英语剧本，4人的就行！！！快！！！
①.龟兔赛跑（Hare and tortoise）
Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look. （伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊！）
The hare and the tortoise will have a match 。
②.公园记（四人课堂话剧） A（衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 E椅子 F新闻记者 B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前。A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
③.4人英语话剧剧本It's a Small World Cast Kobe: K; play presenter Allen: Ab (boy) Johnson: J BZ: B Arthur: Ag (Girl) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene I K: There was a lovely vi..。
④.公园记（四人课堂话剧） A（衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 E椅子 F新闻记者 B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前。A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
⑤.The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red Coat.One day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some 。
急啊！哥们
龟兔赛跑(Hare and tortoise) Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look. （伙伴们，伙伴们。
The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very athletic. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find a little food. Oh, there’s nothing here. Oh, I’m very hungry. (Sleep..。
（One day, the class is over,student A and B walk together.） A: Labour Day is coming, we should relax a little on vacation, what are you going to do. B: I have no idea no.How about you? A: I intend to go to the Baotu Spring,It..。
Global warming A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone. B． C. D ：Good afternoon, teacher. A. First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B. I think it’s the problem of environment pollution. A. ..。
需要上台表演的，时间五分钟左右吧
小剧本-----小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum: 。 Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you 英语。
最重要的是要搞笑 而且要是正宗的英语 是正宗的外国英语笑话 要让外国人听。
小剧本-----小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum: 。 Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you 英语。
看清楚:中文部分为翻译,英文部分为正文!!!!!! 4人的没找到 有5人的(带中文翻译) A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 E椅子 F新闻记者 B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前 A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。 B：（厌恶）让开。
