搞笑英语句子

零基础学英语
2021-05-31

一、幽默英语句子简短

在英语浅显且易懂的句子。

对学英文有好处

1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车，后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn? Your future depends on your。

A Smart Housewife. A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: ＂。

二、英文爆笑短句

有趣搞笑的英语句子，中文和英文，6、7条。下面是一个例子： Behind 。

Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMastercard&Visa.钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。。

ONE CAR COME ONE CAR GO TWE CAR PENG PENG ONE CAR DIE

有趣搞笑的英语句子，中文和英文，6、7条。下面是一个例子： Behind 。

you have seed . I want to give you some color to see see .你有种我要给你点颜色看看。

三、英文搞笑段子带翻译

1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车，后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这。

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物。

一、幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物。

1.世界那么乱，装纯给谁看。 2.距离产生的不是美，是小三。 3.人生就像打电话，不是你先挂，就是我先挂。 4.你的话，我连标点符号都不信。 5.男人的实力就是你兜里的人民币。 6.Hey,请问一下，你的棺材是翻盖的还是滑盖的？ 7.2B不只是铅笔。

四、英语幽默小笑话带翻译

The nice men are ugly.好男人不帅。The handsome men are not nice.帅男人不好。The handsome and nice men are gay.又帅又好的男人是同性恋。The handsome, nice 。

1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。 2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物。

ONE CAR COME ONE CAR GO TWE CAR PENG PENG ONE CAR DIE

A:what is your name? 你叫啥名？ B:Hu胡（谐音:谁） A:you~你 B:Hu~胡 A:Who?谁？ B:yes, I am~是，我就是 A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hu胡啊 A:You!你！ B:Yes, my name是啊。