搞笑英文段子 1.“You say that you love rain, but you open yourumbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows whenw..。
1. I'm not addicted to Wechat! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!我对微信并不上瘾。我只在有空时玩微信。主要是在午饭时间、休息时间、睡前..。
A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?＂ The oldest son replied: ＂Father, Ill eat it all!＂ The father then 。
求20个英语笑话，要短，要有汉语翻译。好的加分。
美国电影学院评选100句经典英文电影台词（节选） 1，Frankly，my dear，I don’t give a damn. 坦白说，亲爱的，我一点也不在乎。（《乱世佳人》1939） 2，I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse. 我会给他点好处。
①.What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended..。
②.不要太长 大约两分钟就能讲完就行了 越好笑越好 谢了
③.Did过去的名称叫做多重人格障碍。
④.1、One day ,a little penguin ask his grandmother,＂grandma,grandma,am i a penguin?'＂yeah,you are certainly a penguin!'The little ask his father again,＂dad,dad,am i a 。
⑤.My aunt is richer, the adoption of the Russian girl small cousin, this year 18 years, the most hated Shangjie, various accosted by using English, let her not know what course to 。
A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?＂ The oldest son replied: ＂Father, Ill eat it all!＂ The father then 。
1： 1、You have to believe in yourself. That's the secret of success. -- Charles Chaplin人必须有自信。
1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：这个座位是空的么？ 女孩：是的，如果你坐下。
1、One day ,a little penguin ask his grandmother,＂grandma,grandma,am i a penguin?'＂yeah,you are certainly a penguin!'The little ask his father again,＂dad,dad,am i a 。
哎，不许make a good吧什么的吧，跟他们lab similar bacon给吃饱卖给你们的his if ghost mini分之2you even ness。
①.只找到这么多了肉 I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and 。
②.搞笑对话搞笑英语情景对话一： ose: Honey, mother needs a perch. 亲爱的，妈妈需要一个歇脚的地方。 Jack: Mother? We're the same age. Mom, you look so great. 妈?我们年纪差不大埃妈。
③.one car come , one car go,two car peng peng, one car die
④.有两三行就行
⑤.A:what is your name？ 你叫啥名？B:Hu胡（谐音：谁） A:you~你 B:Hu~胡 A:Who？谁？B:yes, I am~是，我就是 A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hu胡。
求20个英语笑话，要短，要有汉语翻译。好的加分。
只找到这么多了肉 I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and 。
My aunt is richer, the adoption of the Russian girl small cousin, this year 18 years, the most hated Shangjie, various accosted by using English, let her not know what course to 。
