allybaby Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down 。 ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the 。
1.这天，至聪木匠师徒正在忙着，有个财主急着要装犁，说了半天好话，还说杀鸡待他们，至聪木匠就让徒弟去装。谁知，财主捉鸡时，故意放它逃走，又说称肉吃，待卖肉的屠夫路过，财主又赶紧躲进里屋。一会儿出来说，改吃鸡蛋算了。
写清楚汉语与英语
一个中国人在国外出了车祸。
A:what is your name？ 你叫啥名？B:Hu胡（谐音：谁） A:you~你 B:Hu~胡 A:Who?。 B:Yes, my name是啊，我的名字啊 A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊 B:Hu！胡！A:You。
①.He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰..。
②.有两三行就行
③.你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with 。 说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？” 英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference 。
④.A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. 。 3 A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. 。
⑤.The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.it is too crowded, they shouted. who do you think you are? I am the 。
①.有两三行就行
②.你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with 。 说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？” 英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference 。
③.1、A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of..。
④.My aunt is richer, the adoption of the Russian girl small cousin, this year 18 years, the 。 various accosted by using English, let her not know what course to take, just a few 。
⑤.急需！！！！！
A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. 。 3 A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. 。
He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰..。
急需！！！！！
精选 急需找一个英语小笑话~~明天就要用了~~短一点的~~六年级学生可以看。
一人初上飞机想吐，空姐取一空袋，快满时又去取袋，并嘱咐“别乱吐”。 空姐待回来时见遍地都是，问其因，答道：“我见快满了，又喝了一口。
①.The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.it is too crowded, they shouted. who do you think you are? I am the 。
②.A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the ..。
③.给你讲几个，不是一个。
④.这是美国很著名的”the light bulb joke" 在美国，screw in a light bulb 和性行为是有关系的。。。这个就是黄色笑话、、、 摊手 这个延伸出很多很诡异的笑话。
⑤.1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老师：谁能回到我下一个问题。
