1、One day ,a little penguin ask his grandmother,＂grandma,grandma,am i a penguin?'＂yeah,you are certainly a penguin!'The little ask his father again,＂dad,dad,am i a 。
Money is indeed important, but money cannot buy everything. A miser may think that “money talks,” but if you only give your attention to making money, you may lose many things, such as health, friendship and love. I don't think..。
My aunt is richer, the adoption of the Russian girl small cousin, this year 18 years, the most hated Shangjie, various accosted by using English, let her not know what course to 。
美国电影学院评选100句经典英文电影台词（节选） 1，Frankly，my dear，I don’t give a damn. 坦白说，亲爱的，我一点也不在乎。（《乱世佳人》1939） 2，I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse. 我会给他点好处。
1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。妈妈：今晚停电了。迈克：那我们。
①.A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?＂ The oldest son replied: ＂Father, Ill eat it all!＂ The father then 。
②.I don't know how does it lately . The weather hot or cold .today has a little cold .In the afternoon ,Our seniors and his associate come to our school to paly basketball together .After two ours fierce fighting ,We narrowly won..。
③.A:what is your name？ 你叫啥名？B:Hu胡（谐音：谁） A:you~你 B:Hu~胡 A:Who？谁？B:yes, I am~是，我就是 A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hu胡。
④.原创：白云黑土帮你学英语 刘流：大叔、大妈，可把您二老给盼来了。想死你们了！ 白云：这孩子是谁？不象永元哇。永元怎么没来？还抑郁啊？ 黑土：这不是永元，这是刘元。 刘流：大叔、大妈，我不是永元。
⑤.one car come , one car go,two car peng peng, one car die
①.搞笑英文段子 1.“You say that you love rain, but you open yourumbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows whenw..。
②.What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended..。
③.只找到这么多了肉 I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and 。
④.要100条经典英语段子，电影的经典台词，歌曲，广告都可以，要两三句就可。
⑤.你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with 。 说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？” 英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference 。
你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with 。 说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？” 英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference 。
要100条经典英语段子，电影的经典台词，歌曲，广告都可以，要两三句就可。
one car come , one car go,two car peng peng, one car die
Life is not easy for any of us. We must work,and above all we must believe in ourselves .We must believe that each one of us is able to do something well, and that, when we discover what this something is, we must work hard at ..。
A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?＂ The oldest son replied: ＂Father, Ill eat it all!＂ The father then 。
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go Slow＂. 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：。
Failure teaches success. （成功是失败之母。） Science to the human mind is what air or water is to the body. （ 科学之于人类思想正如水或空气之于身体。） Virtue and a trade are the best portion for children. （德行和一门技能是给..。
1、One day ,a little penguin ask his grandmother,＂grandma,grandma,am i a penguin?'＂yeah,you are certainly a penguin!'The little ask his father again,＂dad,dad,am i a 。
搞笑对话搞笑英语情景对话一： ose: Honey, mother needs a perch. 亲爱的，妈妈需要一个歇脚的地方。 Jack: Mother? We're the same age. Mom, you look so great. 妈?我们年纪差不大埃妈。
