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《无字头四杀手》。 马克 沃尔伯格主演。很久以前的 90年代的。
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Marriage Proposal to Bernard Shaw Once a beautiful and dissolute British actress wrote to propose marriage to Bernard Shaw． She said she did not mindBernard Shaw's old age and ugliness because he was a genius． And if they cou..。
One day a Wolf, who was eating his dinner much too fast, swallowed a bone, which stuck in his throat and pained him very much. He tried to get it out, but could not. Just then he saw a Crane passing by. “Dear fiend,” said he to..。
英语幽默故事带翻译，顺便带图英语幽默故事附带漫画
An Alarm Clock A young man went to a mountain village for his holiday. One night he stayed at a small hotel near a train station. Before going to bed, he went to the owner of the hotel and said to the old man, “ Excuse me, sir...。
这样可以吗 ？ Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行". A G..。
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He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt 。 “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。 英语小笑话 上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣。
①.Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer? 为什么大象不玩电脑？ A: He’s afraid of the mouse! 他害怕老鼠！ 鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse。 mouse [maʊs] n. 鼠标；老鼠；胆小羞怯的人 2.A much worried patiant walked into the docto..。
②.你好。
③.1. A Nail Or A Fly?An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a 。
④.Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 汤姆：约翰尼。
⑤.短小幽默的英语小故事 1.Lady First 女士优先 A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it i..。
英语幽默故事带翻译，顺便带图英语幽默故事附带漫画
Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, 。
He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt 。 “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。 英语小笑话 上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣。
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求几篇短的，简单的，大概初二水平的英语幽默故事，顶多100多字，拜托了 。
有什么英语幽默故事？要2分钟左右初二水平，不要有太多生词的。谢谢哦~
有什么英语幽默故事？要2分钟左右初二水平，不要有太多生词的。谢谢哦~
