1、A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of..。
I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss 。
1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩:这个座位是空的么? 女孩:是的,如果你坐下。
*篇一:爆笑的经典英语小笑话爆笑的经典英语小笑话英语笑话(一)老师在黑板上写了一句:Timeismoney.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。”小明上英文课时跟老师说:MayIgotothetoilet?老师说:Goahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿。
1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you。 扩展资料:笑话具有篇幅短小,故事情节简单而巧妙,往往出人意料,给人突然之间笑。
精选 急需找一个英语小笑话~~明天就要用了~~短一点的~~六年级学生可以看。
六年级看的懂的就行.. 生词不要太过多了 如果有生词的话请附着单词的翻译~
A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?" The oldest son replied: "Father, Ill eat it all!" The father then 。
哎,不许make a good吧什么的吧,跟他们lab similar bacon给吃饱卖给你们的his if ghost mini分之2you even ness。
The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 鱼网 "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗。
①.塞翁失马 焉知非福 (Blessing or Bane) Once upon a time, there was a man named Saiweng. He lived near China's northern borders. His horse went into the land of 。
②.不要太长 大约两分钟就能讲完就行了 越好笑越好 谢了
③.哎,不许make a good吧什么的吧,跟他们lab similar bacon给吃饱卖给你们的his if ghost mini分之2you even ness。
④.Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤。
⑤.有一个学生答考题,题目是要他描述两台车出车祸, 他写:“two cars peng peng。
①.1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角。
②.六年级看的懂的就行.. 生词不要太过多了 如果有生词的话请附着单词的翻译~
③.不要太长 大约两分钟就能讲完就行了 越好笑越好 谢了
④.1、Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we a..。
⑤.笑话、故事各一分钟。。小学六年级水平、
A woman is walking on the street and suddenly a dog comes up and barks at her. She is so frightened that she can't move a single step. A passer-by see this and says:"Don't be afraid. Don't know the peoverb that barking dogs don..。
精选 急需找一个英语小笑话~~明天就要用了~~短一点的~~六年级学生可以看。
有两三行就行
A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?" The oldest son replied: "Father, Ill eat it all!" The father then 。
1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角。