小学五年级演讲的趣味性小短文，时间控制在一分钟内，满意的加分。
要求： 简单、短小、有翻译、小学水平、8篇以上 符合要求悬赏20分！！
私人谈话 Last week I went to the theatre.I had a very good seat.The play was very interesting.I did not enjoy it.A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me.They 。
Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more.。
要求： 简单、短小、有翻译、小学水平、8篇以上 符合要求悬赏20分！！
Hold out your hands Why are you gazing lonely trees outside of window, reach out your left hand which is the distance, open the high window, and use your right to free your dream, then you will see the flying birds on the sky, ..。
001 脱去你的外衣，你是那样白嫩，发着淡淡的幽香，舔一舔再咬上一口，我心飞上九霄云外，啊，粽子我的至爱！002 粽子该是透入大海的，因为你的胸怀像大海一样的。
现在急需一篇英语趣味小故事，演讲用，最好可以带翻译，初三的，最好能加。
急收英语趣味小短文要求：初一水平 简单易记 富有趣味性 （最好系点小笑话。
1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the..。
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现在急需一篇英语趣味小故事，演讲用，最好可以带翻译，初三的，最好能加。
急收英语趣味小短文要求：初一水平 简单易记 富有趣味性 （最好系点小笑话。
幽默英语短文。
1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher:。
①.One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes． Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. “Before I came out，” said one。
②.1、Cat and Mice 猫和老鼠 Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small boxwith holes punched in the top. "What's in your box?" asked the friend. "A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've beendreaming about mice..。
③.He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt 。 “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。 英语小笑话 上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣。
④.http://www.wjmhxx.com/blog/user1/90/archives/2005/256.html 英语幽默故事，有译文 http://www.ywhc.net/article/class_62.asp English中外寓言故事，有译文 http://www.wjmhxx.com/blog/user1/59/archives/2005/304.html 英语故事。
⑤.001 脱去你的外衣，你是那样白嫩，发着淡淡的幽香，舔一舔再咬上一口，我心飞上九霄云外，啊，粽子我的至爱！002 粽子该是透入大海的，因为你的胸怀像大海一样的。
呵呵小朋友，我给你一个吧，不难的，很适合你。
(1)天气预报 Weather Predict A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and s..。
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英语幽默故事带翻译，顺便带图英语幽默故事附带漫画
