英语幽默小故事1020字
Doctor:Please open your mouth,madam.Lady:Thank you very much,doctor.Doctor:Why do you thank me?Lady:Because my husband always asked me to shut up.医生:请打。
中英文对照哦!! 切记!切记!Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?Student:In the cake,Sir. 老师:你。
The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鸽子 A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a 。 这故事是说,人的本性不会随着生活方式的改变而改变。 The Goat and the Goatherd 山羊。
Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What。
警察:你干嘛总是把手插在口袋里?小偷:我只能这么做。要是我不把手插在我自己。 Thief: I have to. If I don't hand in my pocket, they will go into other people's10-20字啊,。She came back with the wrapped CD and gave it to him.. Again there was a piece of paper, there was a CD and as she took it out of the wrapper. I think U R really cute. His 。The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鸽子 A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a 。 这故事是说,人的本性不会随着生活方式的改变而改变。 The Goat and the Goatherd 山羊。
Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What。
警察:你干嘛总是把手插在口袋里?小偷:我只能这么做。要是我不把手插在我自己。 Thief: I have to. If I don't hand in my pocket, they will go into other people's10-20字啊,。She came back with the wrapped CD and gave it to him.. Again there was a piece of paper, there was a CD and as she took it out of the wrapper. I think U R really cute. His 。The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鸽子 A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a 。 这故事是说,人的本性不会随着生活方式的改变而改变。 The Goat and the Goatherd 山羊。
Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What。
警察:你干嘛总是把手插在口袋里?小偷:我只能这么做。要是我不把手插在我自己。 Thief: I have to. If I don't hand in my pocket, they will go into other people's10-20字啊,。She came back with the wrapped CD and gave it to him.. Again there was a piece of paper, there was a CD and as she took it out of the wrapper. I think U R really cute. His 。