如题，我急需一篇幽默或者有趣点的的英语文章（字数300-600字），而且要。
快点啊！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！初中水平，适合口语演讲的！最好。
Who is Stupid? A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you''re stupid, stand up!" Little Johnny then stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you''re st..。
The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; s..。
Dear leaders, teachers, dear students: Hello everyone, today my topic is "faith, beyond the self". Helen Keller had such a vivid image of the words: "when a person felt the urge to fly, he would never be content to crawl on the..。
①.最好是原创，抄的也可以， 长一点！
②.学校有讲故事比赛急需3分钟的英语故事
③.急需的 不要急 最重要是快 27日用的
④.The Country Squire In a small pretty village in Notting ham shire there formerly lived a 。 他们继续前行，每一步都见到同样新奇有趣的景象，年轻人看到走绳索的，翻斤斗的。
⑤.The Country Squire In a small pretty village in Notting ham shire there formerly lived a 。 他们继续前行，每一步都见到同样新奇有趣的景象，年轻人看到走绳索的，翻斤斗的。
①.急需的 不要急 最重要是快 27日用的
②.五年级的。
③.学校有讲故事比赛急需3分钟的英语故事
④.I'm Trying to Stop It ＂Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?＂ 。 Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!” “Yes ,。
⑤.THE LION AND THE MOUSE Lion was awakened from sleep by a Mouse running over his face. Rising up in anger, he caught him and was about to kill him, when the Mouse piteously entreated, saying： “If you would only spare my life, I..。
①.最好是原创，抄的也可以， 长一点！
②.MY BIRTHDAY 我的生日 Yesterday was my birthday, so some of my classmates sent me presents. Mother prepared a tea party for me. I invited all of them to come and take 。
③.Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others, including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all constructed b..。
④.如题，我急需一篇幽默或者有趣点的的英语文章（字数300-600字），而且要。
⑤.120词写一件自己身边有趣的事~~~~初二水平，在线等待。速度
①.Big Head “All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head” “Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of po..。
②.The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; s..。
③.1、Cat and Mice 猫和老鼠 Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small boxwith holes punched in the top. "What's in your box?" asked the friend. "A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've beendreaming about mice..。
④.1．Learning：A Lifelong Career【学习：一生的事业】 As food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. Our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. Likewise, we should keep learning day by da..。
⑤.1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the..。
