①.Pig or Witch A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and..。
②.1、The thing that goes the farthest toward making life worthwhile, That costs the least and does the most, is just a pleasant smile. The smile that bubbles from the heart that loves its fellow men, Will drive away the clouds of..。
③.英语幽默：Second language A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" T..。
④.●你找对人了! 1 Chinese New Year Chinese New Year is the most important festival for Chinese people all over the world. It is also called the Spring Festival or the Lunar New Year. The exact date of the Spring Festival on the We..。
⑤.Humor can improve physical as well as mental well-being.It helps us bear our burdens,lessen our tension,overcome our frustration.With a piece of joke,all our worries and sadness disappear like smoke,and we are full of vigor onc..。
①.Nail or Fly? An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. 。
②.我想的英语笑话，全给其他网友写了， 我没有什么好些的啦 上面的选一个，也要选我哦！
③.Talking clock 会说话的钟 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," th..。
④.Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, ＂Congratulations, you got twins.＂ The。
⑤.我想的英语笑话，全给其他网友写了， 我没有什么好些的啦 上面的选一个，也要选我哦！
①.Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, ＂Congratulations, you got twins.＂ The。
②.例文： our school isn't too big,but it is very beautiful.in spring,it's covered with green trees ,and some birds are singing in the trees.so all of the students like our school 。
③.Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, bu..。
④.1Tom and His Mother "Mother," said little Tom, "did you tell father I wanted a new bicycle.'?" "Yes, dear," said his mother. "I told him, but he said he couldn't afford to buy you one." "Of course he would say that. But what di..。
⑤.a school-report the father was reading the school-report which had just been handed 。 而他则生气的读着学期总结：＂英语，差；法语，中；数学，良.＂然后，他厌恶地看。
选我~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 英语幽默：Second language A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She 。
急啊！！！我在另加分，要快最好当天~
Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, ＂What。
Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, ＂What。
Liuxiang(刘翔）-the flying man in the world! Liuxiang made a perfect fly in the olympic games in 2004, and won not only the gold metal but also the respect in the world! His fly knocked all the suspicions and discriminations do..。
①.选我~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 英语幽默：Second language A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked ..。
②.Nail or Fly? An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. 。
③.It is veritable for people to face challenges and difficulties in life.And the only solution is to face and overcome it instead of running away.Persistence and confidence is 。
④.短的，2分钟.初二以下（不含）关于服饰的
⑤.选我~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 英语幽默：Second language A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She 。
