①.新目标初一英语！（注意这点 。。。） 有一点点幽默细胞的小短文 （ 有没有。
②.搞笑一点的，说起来时间大约为两三分钟，生词在四个以内，最好有译文和阅。
③.1 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.麻烦没来找你，你就别自找麻烦。第一。 这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母6 Was it a bar or a bat I saw？我看到的是酒吧还是。
④.初一水平的幽默英语小短文 简单点的，别太长 100字以内
⑤.我可是要考试的，大家一定要帮我呀！我是刚注册的，经验值不多，可大家一。
幽默 简短 简单
中英对照 不要太长，也不要太短，100字左右
故事 十块糖 Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?” 妈妈问儿子：“吉姆， 如果你有10块糖，吃了4块。
老师要我们每人准备一个英语笑话。希望高人帮帮我，我现在六年级要一个30。
要长一点的。能念一分钟左右 然后生词可以有一两个，但不要太多
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful yo..。
搞笑一点的，说起来时间大约为两三分钟，生词在四个以内，最好有译文和阅。
1 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.麻烦没来找你，你就别自找麻烦。第一。 这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母6 Was it a bar or a bat I saw？我看到的是酒吧还是。
1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角。
新目标初一英语！（注意这点 。。。） 有一点点幽默细胞的小短文 （ 有没有。
①.这是一篇简单幽默风趣的经典小故事 Big Head “All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head” “Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go ..。
②.He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰..。
③.幽默 简短 简单
④.A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. ＂But ,＂ the man said， 。 “我是新郎。” Late one night at the insane asylum （疯人院）one inmate shouted, 。
⑤.1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角。
要长一点的。能念一分钟左右 然后生词可以有一两个，但不要太多
是阅读理解还是完型填空？？ im is an English boy. He comes to China with his father and mother. They come here to work. Jim comes here to study. He is in No. 5 Middle School. He gets up early every day. He isn’t late for school...。
There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so ..。
First Lesson The son of a businessman had agreed to join the family business, and on his very first day at the factory his father took him on to the roof and said, "Now, my son, I am about to give you your first lesson in busin..。
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